Today is Saturday.  My friend friend Jordan is here (yes I wrote friend twice, its because she’s more than just a normal friend so I felt she deserved to have a friend friend status… and if you read my blog every day maybe one day you too can be called friend friend… but back on point) and today should be a day to relax a  bit and hang out.  I’ve got a bonfire tonight (if it doesnt flood from all the rain first) and there’s a couple things we need to get done, but all in all this should be a fun time.  So lets go over what I did this morning.  Well got ready for the bonfire with J, and oh yeah cleaned up a pond of poo in my bathroom!!  AHHHH!  Maggie my lovely lovely puppy has a bit of diarrhea.  So I put her in the bathroom last night so that if she had an accident it would be easy clean up.  What I wasnt expecting was a literal pool of liquid poo covering the floor of the bathroom with poo pawprints covering all the places where the poo pond wasnt.  And then when my unsuspecting hubby opened the bathroom this morning there were poo prints all over my NEW CARPET all over the house as she was rushing to get to the door to…. (that’s right) squirt more poo outside.  So Jordan and I have been making poo jokes all day… and while it helps, it doesnt remedy the fact that I need to make my house NOT smell like poo when like  a zillion people come over in oh… 6 hours!!